Items I'd love to receive in a rape kit

  1. A warm blanket
  2. Warm cookies
  3. Grippy socks
  4. Hbonow subscription
  5. Beats by Dre
  6. Lemonade (album, not drink)
  7. A voodoo doll
  8. Milk (for the cookies)
  9. Black out shades
  10. A well appointed toiletries kit from Kiehls
  11. PG Tips
  12. A nice new notebook and those pens I like that Keith always brings me
  13. Prosat presaturated alcohol wipes
  14. That silk robe from Anthro
  15. Throwing stars
  16. A princess crown