Just started a new job this week and here is a list of weird things I've done so far

  1. Blurted out "60!" In a meeting when someone asked what 500/3 is.
    It's not 60.
  2. Wore my underwear inside out on Thursday.
  3. Spent about 45 mins in a meeting before realizing I didn't know anyone there or anything that was being discussed. Then instead of leaving, I played it cool and stuck it out the whole hour.
  4. Said "I'm a lady of the night" to my boss.
    I meant that I stay up late and am available at anytime.
  5. Spent some time feeling frustrated on a conference call before realizing that I had myself on mute.
  6. Misheard someone when they enthusiastically asked "are you the new _______?" and replied simply with "no".
    I *am* the new _______.