Just started a new job this week and here is a list of weird things I've done so far
- •Blurted out "60!" In a meeting when someone asked what 500/3 is.It's not 60.
- •Wore my underwear inside out on Thursday.
- •Spent about 45 mins in a meeting before realizing I didn't know anyone there or anything that was being discussed. Then instead of leaving, I played it cool and stuck it out the whole hour.
- •Said "I'm a lady of the night" to my boss.I meant that I stay up late and am available at anytime.
- •Spent some time feeling frustrated on a conference call before realizing that I had myself on mute.
- •Misheard someone when they enthusiastically asked "are you the new _______?" and replied simply with "no".I *am* the new _______.