Lies I've told recently

  1. I'll be there in a min
  2. I ran a 10K in March
    It was a 5K
  3. I appreciate you showing me how to do that
  4. I don't eat gluten
  5. This is my 2nd tinder date
  6. It was really easy just to ride my bike here
  7. I'm happy to look into that for you
  8. I'm just watching the Sopranos
    It was the Simpsons
  9. I'm not that kind of girl
  10. It's okay, I know the concierge
  11. I usually do; do you want to keep trying?
    I don't.