Things I probably should be worried about but am not.

  1. Disease
  2. Locking the door at night
  3. Amputation of one or more of my fingers due to Reynaud's Syndrome
  4. Losing track of large sums of cash that I carelessly carry around without reconciling
  5. My nearly expired passport
  6. Staying in touch with people
  7. Sleeping with the betrothed
  8. Exceeding my data
  9. The cost of my probiotics on which I have established a slight dependency
  10. Buying a house
  11. My cellulite