Things you'll never look cool doing

Things I've never looked cool doing
  1. Getting in or out of the back seat (2 door car)
  2. Jogging in place at the crosswalk
  3. Google glass, vr, or similar
  4. Washing a diva cup in a public restroom
  5. Waiting idly while your leashed dog is pooing
  6. Bhujangasana
  7. Blowing up a large inflatable raft by mouth all morning
  8. Ordering coffee at Farley's
  9. Putting on a wetsuit or athletic swimsuit
    More so if wet
  10. Carrying a lunchbox
  11. Rushing to get to a door someone decided inappropriately to hold open for you