WHY I'M STILL IN BED
I've been awake for hours.
- •I'm a sleepy boy
- •I fear engaging with responsibility
- •Flannel sheets
- •Memory foam mattress
- •My phone got me like, "Huh..."
- •I'm underemployed
- •Having a quarter-life crisis
- •I'm pretending this is a vacation
- •My phone got me like, "Oh, right."
- •Trying to visualize my to-do list
- •I'm sore from falling so much
- •Mostly my phone