WHY I'M STILL IN BED

I've been awake for hours.
  1. I'm a sleepy boy
  2. I fear engaging with responsibility
  3. Flannel sheets
  4. Memory foam mattress
  5. My phone got me like, "Huh..."
  6. I'm underemployed
  7. Having a quarter-life crisis
  8. I'm pretending this is a vacation
  9. My phone got me like, "Oh, right."
  10. Trying to visualize my to-do list
  11. I'm sore from falling so much
  12. Mostly my phone