MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE: TODDLER EDITION
Watching the parade with a three-year-old who doesn't get much screen time.
- •The three-year-old has no clue who Big Bird is.Parenting fail?
- •But she knows what TMNTs are.I couldn't name them.
- •Advertisements are confusing when you've only watched Daniel Tiger on Netflix.Switching to streaming has ruined broadcast.
- •The Heart of the Sea trailer terrified her.Chris Helms's weight loss was just too much.
- •She wants to know what Hepatitis C is.I'm not even sure I know.
- •Somehow she knows what Angry Birds are.
- •Panic! At the Disco was her jam.
- •She loved The Wiz.Fiddler on the Roof was somehow terrifying.
- •She declared the parade over after being traumatized by a KFC commercial.Apparently the Colonel got stuck in a chimney and she couldn't handle it.