THINGS PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY FIND OUT I'M AN ATTORNEY

  1. Lawyers are the worst.
  2. I hate lawyers.
  3. In my divorce. . . .
  4. Really? You don't seem like a jerk.
  5. I love Law & Order.
  6. So. . . . I got this ticket.
  7. So you have a drinking problem?
  8. So you have a drug problem?
  9. I loved L.A. Law.