THINGS PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY FIND OUT I'M AN ATTORNEY
- •Lawyers are the worst.
- •I hate lawyers.
- •In my divorce. . . .
- •Really? You don't seem like a jerk.
- •I love Law & Order.
- •So. . . . I got this ticket.
- •So you have a drinking problem?
- •So you have a drug problem?
- •I loved L.A. Law.