1. "Get Low" can be played in any context and people will always dance
  2. When there's no alcohol, the snacks are 👌
  3. Dancing sober is effectively a form of torture for white people and those who have to watch them
  4. The Bernie dance move is still happening
  5. Moms are the best party guests
  6. Root beer is pretty dope
  7. When asked what ward you belong to, do not reply "What the fuck is that?"
  8. HECK YES is not an adequate substitute for HELL YEAH