1. Take off my SHOES
    Not optional. As soon as I get through the door, they are off
  2. Throw my stuff...somewhere.
    Usually in three different places
  3. Sit for an undetermined amount of time.
    It will be the longest I have sat all day so better make it a good'un.
  4. Walk the dogs.
  5. Change into comfy clothes.
    The last two are often switched around depending on how tired I am, if I want to mount the steps yet, and generally how many fucks I give about the neighbors seeing me.
  6. Enjoy my night.