HOW TO NOT GO TO THE GYM
A list of things to do in the morning that take up just enough time that you can no longer go to the gym before work.
- •Make coffee.Because the roommates cannot start the morning without it either!
- •Sit under a blanket.Because it's far too cold to put on that sports bra just yet..
- •Turn on an episode of The Office.You've got to have entertainment while waiting for the coffee to finish brewing.
- •Change the episode to a season 2 episode instead.Let's face it, before coffee it's hard to handle the amount of energy Ed Helm brings to the screen.
- •Drink a cup of coffee.
- •Go back for more coffee, but brew more instead.Whoops. You "accidentally" didn't brew enough for two cups each the first time around.
- •Keep watching The Office.
- •Lose track of time enjoying the mix of subtle comedy and coffee.
- •Run and jump in the shower!!!Oh shit! I'm going to be late for work now!! Guess that treadmill will be there for me tomorrow..