BEST QUOTES FROM 'CHRISTMAS VACATION'
No particular order chronologically or of hilarity.
- •"That thing had nine lives, it just blew every one of them."
- •"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
- •"We don't eat them anymore, we heard squirrels were high in cholesterol."
- •"Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
- •"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah"
- •"Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so."
- •"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."