1. I'll own a crock pot
  2. Dinner will be a thoughtfully prepared food pyramid not just omelettes all day erry day
  3. I will dress like Hillary Clinton
  4. Taxes
  5. I'll be able to walk in high heels 👠
  6. Nobody believes my student ID anymore
  7. The Sunday Styles section will give me perspective on teens these days
  8. Two words: dress pants
  9. People will actually call, not text
  10. The lump of assorted business cards at the bottom of my purse will be organized in a business card holder. And alphabetized. Because why not?
  11. I'll no longer make lists called "I'll be a grownup when..."