He is a big lovable pro in my life
  1. You can't really play traditional fetch with him
  2. You feel really bad whenever he bumps into anything
  3. You have a jar of eyes hanging out at your house
  4. Squeaky toys are even more awesome
  5. You can sneak around him if you don't want to play
  6. You have to pay super attention to him on walks so he doesn't bump in to stuff
  7. Sometimes he will almost step on your face when playing
  8. He pretty much ignores other dogs on our walks
  9. He takes these carful pawing steps around stairs that are super cute
  10. He looks like a big muppet