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A list to cheer up my partner in crime.
  1. I can start a conversation in the middle without having a lead up. "Beyoncé is a CGI conspiracy". "I feel I should wear more scarves". Lots and lots of random swear words. No matter what, she has a response.
  2. She is FUNNY! No one should be able to tell you a story that features pooping and angina attacks and chemo and make you cry with laughter. It's not natural, frankly, but she can do it.
  3. She will hate anyone who even slightly offends me just on principle. Now that's support!
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