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A list to cheer up my partner in crime.
- •I can start a conversation in the middle without having a lead up. "Beyoncé is a CGI conspiracy". "I feel I should wear more scarves". Lots and lots of random swear words. No matter what, she has a response.
- •She is FUNNY! No one should be able to tell you a story that features pooping and angina attacks and chemo and make you cry with laughter. It's not natural, frankly, but she can do it.
- •She will hate anyone who even slightly offends me just on principle. Now that's support!