5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

I figured this would be a good intro to me and my life. Maybe not.
  1. This was the first time I ever ate 5 Guys. I was in NYC with my mom and we were running late to see Gentleman's guide and we got way too many Cajun fries. You could say it was a religious experience.
  2. I love baseball. Go Pirates. Sorry you lost to the Cubs but go Cubs for fucking over the Cards. Fuck you Cards.
  3. Someone thought leaving a stack of post-it notes unattended at a party would be a good idea.
  4. Once upon a time I turned my head violently purple.
  5. I thought this was supposed to be a piece of bacon so of course I snuggled it but it's not.