Things I Don't Understand

  1. The plot of the Phantom of the Opera
  2. How to properly season food
  3. Why the LeAnn Rimes version of "How Do I Live" is not the official version
  4. How to reheat rice and have it not be gross and hard
  5. Why "If I Never Knew You" from the Pocahontas soundtrack never achieved commercial success
  6. How people confuse butterscotch and butter rum candy
  7. Why the judges on the Sing Off didn't like Maxx Factor's version of "Love Story"
  8. How timeouts help teams in football