How To Procrastinate For A Paper Due Tomorrow

  1. 1.
    Take several naps. Specifically one after another until you realized you fell asleep for 2 hours
  2. 2.
    Pretend you are in a writer's block
  3. 3.
    Overestimate time
  4. 4.
    Be overly confident about your writing skills
  5. 5.
    Wait for your muse
  6. 6.
    Eat a snack
  7. 7.
    Take a break from how overwhelmed you are
  8. 8.
    Pray for school to be cancelled
    So you can procrastinate more
  9. 9.
    Get stressed out because you're not stressed out enough
  10. 10.
    Cry
  11. 11.
    Stalk someone's IG profile until you get to their first post
  12. 12.
    Make a list about how to procrastinate
  13. 13.
    Regret everything
  14. 14.
    But whatever you do, don't start the paper. You still have time.