1. Panics
  2. Gets anxious
  3. Flips every couch
    No luck the first time
  4. Starts imagining a life without the power of controlling the TV
    Remembers there's a remote app
  5. Fuck the remote app
  6. WHO IN THE FLYING FUCK DECIDED TO MAKE SUCH A SLIM REMOTE
  7. I blame Steve Jobs
  8. Wozniak would've built a larger remote BUT NOOO WE NEED DESIGN
    Don't quote me on this
  9. I don't need this type of negativity in my life
  10. I can't go back to regular TV
  11. Imagines having to sit through commercials
  12. Hyperventilates
  13. Flips couches a second time
    *founds remotes*
  14. OH THANK JOBS AND THE GENIUS BAR
  15. Stays on couch another 5 hours straight
  16. Remote goes missing again
  17. Go back to #1