POOPS I'VE HAD AFTER ABSOLUTE BAGELS (BEST TO WORST)

  1. Best: the ones where I was home alone, with the bathroom door open, and felt truly rejuvenated after
  2. Worst: when I couldn't go home for some reason and either had to hold it or go in a public bathroom
  3. Bonus poops: when you would leave our hangout to go poop