FOODS THAT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ARE NOT WONDERFULLY HEALTHY

  1. Hamburgers
    The beef is protein and it coats my muscles with warm energy and powers my brain.
  2. Snickers
    Nuts are protein too lol.
  3. Chocolate peanut butter oatmeal no bake cookies
    Oatmeal is fiber y'all, the pb is protein, and the chocolate fills in all the cracks and empty space inside me.
  4. Jalapeño poppers
    Peppers are vegetables and spicy foods boost your metabolism, right?
  5. Boba tea
    Tea has antioxidants and tapioca balls are just magic so they must be good for you.