Three Things You Don't Want to Hear Before Boarding a Plane
All things I've actually heard.
- 1.Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be just a moment while they try to put a piece of the plane back on.And this was before an international flight.
- 2.For your safety we kindly ask that you seek the nearest tornado shelter.Dallas in the springtime.
- 3.You're flight has been canceled.When it actually wasn't.