Favorite Laffy-Taffy-Style Jokes

  1. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    Bison!
  2. What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
    Dam.
  3. What did the 0 say to the 8?
    Nice belt.
  4. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    Look for the fresh prints.
  5. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
    It was in tents.
  6. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
    Philippe Philoppe
  7. How does Moses make his tea?
    He brews it.
  8. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
    They always take things literally.
  9. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
    Deep pan, crisp, and even.