Favorite Laffy-Taffy-Style Jokes
- •What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?Bison!
- •What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?Dam.
- •What did the 0 say to the 8?Nice belt.
- •How do you find Will Smith in the snow?Look for the fresh prints.
- •Did you hear about the fire at the circus?It was in tents.
- •What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?Philippe Philoppe
- •How does Moses make his tea?He brews it.
- •It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.They always take things literally.
- •How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?Deep pan, crisp, and even.