How to Do a Juice Cleanse

I've never done a juice cleanse, but based on my observations, I think this is 100% correct.
  1. Decide to do a juice cleanse.
  2. Tweet about doing a juice cleanse.
  3. Pin blogs and websites and infographics about juice cleanses on Pinterest.
  4. Buy pretty bottles in a pack for juice cleanse. Thank @YourLocalJuiceStore for such great bottles of juice.
  5. Take a picture of the pretty juice bottles and post on Instagram.
  6. Drink juice.
  7. Tweet about being hangry.
  8. Drink juice.
  9. Tweet about how much better you feel.
  10. Drink juice.
  11. Instagram picture of a donut because #CleanseOver.
  12. Write lengthy blog post on how the juice cleanse changed your life and how much you grew as a person by only drinking juice for three days.