Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. I hit 1,000 followers the other day. I was afraid they'd go away, so I screenshot it for memory's sake.
    At the time of list publication, sitting at 1,004.
  2. I wanted to prove that I was an early adapter of the Chuck-Taylor-foot-photo.
    2008, Facebook profile pic.
  3. Terrible situation if true, but I literally lol'd at the tweet about it. Screenshot because I butchered the joke talking to coworkers and wanted to follow up with the correct one.
  4. The square crop isn't really working with this one, but it's a list of my favorite podcast episodes (recently). Screenshot to share with a friend.
  5. Because I want to be the annoying person who asks for these specialty drinks some day.