WHAT EXACTLY MY PROFILE PICTURE MEANS. AND WHO EXACTLY KAREN IS.

  1. I am an avid Coca-cola drinker
  2. I was impressed with Coke's advertising campaign with the names on the bottles
  3. I took many pictures of Coke bottles that had the names of my family.
  4. My youngest bro
  5. My mom
  6. My younger brother
  7. Then, there's Karen.
  8. I don't have anyone on my family named Karen. Not even extended family.
  9. Let me start off by saying that my dad is very friendly. He's the guy on the plane that talks to anyone. Total opposite of me.
  10. Anyway, he knows a lot of people. But there's just one problem. He forgets names.
  11. Not just any names. Names of his friends' wives.
  12. His default name is Karen. Of all the names in the world, he thinks Karen is the most common.
  13. How about other mom names? Idk. Susan. Beth. Carrie? I don't even know.
  14. But Karen?
  15. My mom and I joke about this a lot. So when the fates handed me this Coke from the vending machine, I figured it meant something.
  16. So that is why I have that as my profile picture...because I think I'm funny and clever.