I believe these even more now that I'm a teacher
  1. Always do your homework/pack your lunch/have your lesson plans ready
    If you don't, this is just asking the snow gods to make you go in the next day
  2. Always say "see you tomorrow" if its forecast to snow that night
    It's tricky you see! You really WONT see them tomorrow because it's going to snow a butt load!
  3. Go to bed at your normal time
    Try not to be too wiggly thinking about snow
  4. If you really need some juju - wear your pajamas backwards
    This always worked in high school.
  5. UPDATE - they worked!! Two hour delay y'all!