When my son was born (slash 9 months later when I was home for the summer and he napped 3 times a day), I binged on all 10 seasons of top chef in like one month. Here's what I learned.
  1. Make a god damned panna cotta.
    Static
  2. Cook scallops wrong
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    You gotta get that sear, son!
  3. Be a slob in the kitchen
    Static
    Clean as you go!
  4. Under season things
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    Taste as you go!
  5. Be the front of house during restaurant wars
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    You get blamed for everything!