THE UPSIDES TO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

My mother always taught me to play the glad game when things get me down
  1. Lots of time to sit outside and blow bubbles
  2. No longer taboo to eat dinner at 4:00
  3. It's dark again when I drive to work, making it easier to see the cops and their speed traps
  4. I really feel like I get my money's worth out of my coffee in the morning because I'm real tired.
  5. It means I'm one more day closer to the summer!