WHAT I WOULD ASK SANTA FOR IF HE STILL TOOK THE WISHES OF 30 YEAR OLDS

  1. King sized feather comforter.
    So warm and cozy!
  2. A whole weeks worth of leggings that don't have any holes in them
  3. Le Creuset anything
    Skillet, Dutch oven, casserole dish - I don't care. Just gimme it in all the beautiful colors
  4. One of those pretty watches that you see in the pictures of famous Instagram people
    Like this
  5. 52 passes to go see movies in the theater
    With a large popcorn. And a friend to go with me. Especially a friend who wouldn't judge the fact that I like to get there 30 minutes early
  6. A new moleskin
    I'm not an artist or anything, I just like to use it to plan and I feel smug and hipstery when I carry it around.
  7. All the Harry Potter books on audiobook.
    Those things are expensive! But I want them so bad.
  8. A winning fantasy football team
    ☹️
  9. New car
    Extra Santa points if it comes with one of those oversized red bows.
  10. Crossword puzzle books
    Even though I subscribe to the NY Times crossword app, I still miss doing them on paper
  11. Giant luxurious towels
    I want to feel like I live in a hotel
  12. The ability to eat all the bagels I want and never gain weight.
    I'm gonna need Apple to add a bagel emoji on their next update
  13. New pillows for @RedBeard
    Santa always likes it when you ask for things for other people - it makes you look selfless