WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WAS ON "AMERICAS GOT TALENT"
- •Correctly predict who will be sent home on a reality show within the first minute
- •Show off my ability to sing all the parts of the backup singers in any popular song ever
- •Pull the lint from the dryer trap off in one unbroken sheet
- •Make an origami star out of my straw wrapper
- •Tell you where anything is located in my local Kroger, down to the shelf
- •Spell pretzel wrong the first time every single time