Like, life changing, man.
  1. You can do anything you want, but you can't do everything you want.
    Sacrifices will have to be made
  2. Don't suffer fools
    This is basically my life motto
  3. Always have a "Fuck you" in the chamber
    Don't take shit from strangers.
  4. If they were smart they'd be doing something else
    Reasons not to get angry at fast food workers.
  5. Deeds not words
  6. Life's too short to drink cheap bourbon
    Unless you're making bourbon balls; that's what cheap bourbon is for.
  7. Live in the now
    Thanks Garth!
  8. An open invitation is less inviting