1. I stub my toe
  2. I lose my book mark
  3. I can't find the TV remote
    It's always hiding from me.
  4. I can't find the spray stuff to clean my glasses
  5. Something that I needed forever ago pops up somewhere in the house
    The worst part is, I don't even usually need whatever it is anymore.
  6. I can't find my pencil/pen
  7. Whatever TV show or movie I recorded doesn't allow me to fast forward through the millions of commercials it has
    Usually part of it is cut off, too, because some of whatever was on before it got recorded.
  8. I get bored
  9. I can't come up with any bad puns
    I'm the pun master, by the way.
  10. I get my hair stuck in the car door
    And everything else
  11. I can't find the book I want from the library