Something I Have Wanted to Figure Out for Years Now

You probably have too
  1. HOW MANY LICKS
  2. DOES IT TAKE
  3. TO GET TO THE CENTER
  4. OF
  5. A TOOTSIE POP
  6. THE STUPID OWL ALWAYS ATE IT AFTER COUNTING TO THREE
  7. And I'm to lazy
  8. I WILL FIND OUT SOMEDAY
  9. JUST BECAUSE THE NARRATOR DUDE SAID
  10. THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
  11. THEN I'LL TELL HIM
  12. Somebody probably has already tried this