1. When @bjnovak opens the app after not using it for 5 mins, he has 100 notifications (or more)
  2. He makes one list every hour
  3. He has like, a million list requests
  4. When he makes a list asking a question he gets 200 likes (and up) and barely anyone answers the question
  5. His lists are trending and featured at the same time
  6. 😳
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  7. Thinks to himself "Well here's something that will never happen again."
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    He's liked exactly one of my lists and has snubbed every other list I've ever made.
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