1. When @bjnovak opens the app after not using it for 5 mins, he has 100 notifications (or more)
  2. He makes one list every hour
  3. He has like, a million list requests
  4. When he makes a list asking a question he gets 200 likes (and up) and barely anyone answers the question
  5. His lists are trending and featured at the same time
  6. 😳
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  7. Thinks to himself "Well here's something that will never happen again."
    He's liked exactly one of my lists and has snubbed every other list I've ever made.
    Suggested by @pili_ervin