Things People Have Said to Do When Life "Gives You Lemons"

  1. Juggle them
  2. Make lemonade
  3. Make OJ and leave life wondering how you did it
  4. Throw them back
    Really hard
  5. Keep them
    Because hey, free lemons, right?
  6. Don't make lemonade
    It will suck since life didn't give you water or sugar
  7. Make life take them back
    "I don't want 'em!"
  8. Get mad
    What the heck am I supposed to do with these?!?!?!?!
  9. Ask if life knows who you are
    "I'm the one who will make you RUE the day!!!!"
  10. Demand to see life's manager
  11. Say thanks (sarcastically) then throw then on the floor
    For extra emphasis, stomp on them and smash them
  12. Sell them
  13. Make lemon muffins
  14. Throw them back and demand something else
  15. Make apple juice
    Just 'cause
  16. Construct a crude electrochemical battery
    Ummm... Yeah...
  17. Make something to eat or drink
  18. Eat them and be really bitter
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  19. You steal some of Grandma's jewelry, and ya go clubbin'!
    Thanks, Jean-Ralphio Saperstein!
    Suggested by   @mattan
  20. "Politely say 'no thank you' and grow your own fruit."
    Credit to my friend Imani
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  21. Toss them out the fucking window
    Nobody likes lemons, it's all about apples
    Suggested by   @r_hynes_
  22. Grab a bottle of vodka and some shot glasses
    Cut lemon into slices. Rim the shot glasses in sugar, shake the vodka over ice in a shaker, pour into glasses...shoot vodka, suck the lemon slice. Enjoy your lemon drop and yell "Give me more lemons, life! And more vodka while you're at it!" 😋
    Suggested by   @holly70
  23. You paint that shit gold
    Credit to Slug of Atmosphere
    Suggested by   @edge