What Happens During Mornings

Every day. EVERY DAY.
  1. I hit my head on my dresser
  2. I trip on my own feet walking out of my room
  3. I put too much toothpaste on my toothbrush
    I'm usually also too tired (lazy) to take it off…
  4. Then last, but not least, I put too much cereal in my bowl, topped with too much milk.