THINGS I COULDNT GET PAST IN A POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND
- •Has texted with a club promoter in the last 6 months
- •Calls Coachella "chella"
- •Wears a lot of jewelry yet is not European
- •Says "Ibeetha" instead of Ibiza
- •Goes to Ibiza
- •Is Poor
- •No, but for real get your life together I'm not trying to split the bill.