THINGS I COULDNT GET PAST IN A POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND

  1. Republican
  2. Has texted with a club promoter in the last 6 months
  3. Calls Coachella "chella"
  4. Wears a lot of jewelry yet is not European
  5. Says "Ibeetha" instead of Ibiza
  6. Goes to Ibiza
  7. Is Poor
  8. JK
  9. No, but for real get your life together I'm not trying to split the bill.