THINGS THAT GO THRU MY HEAD WHEN I'M TRYING TO WRITE

  1. Nope. Not happening.
  2. Coming up blank.
  3. Why is Jennifer Garner still wearing her wedding ring?
  4. Maybe if I sit in a different position I'll focus easier.
  5. Wait, I have an idea...
  6. That was stupid. Delete, delete, delete.
  7. Who is this guy Jennie Garth just married? I would not have worn that dress.
  8. I feel like I always have to pee. I think that's why I can't focus.
  9. Okay, just write something down, it will be a step in the right direction. Here we go..
  10. OMG GET THAT OFF THE COMPUTER BEFORE SOMEONE SEES IT. That was embarrassing.
  11. I wonder how many ways I'm accidentally getting cancer right now.
  12. You should call you grandma, it's the right thing to do.
  13. Aww, that made her day.
  14. Wait wait wait, I know what to write..
  15. Erin, that was legit funny. You're a star.
  16. Time to get ready for dinner!