EGO BOOSTERS MY COWORKERS HAVE LENT ME TODAY

  1. "That's not a new shirt, is it?"
    It is
  2. "You look like someone who knows how to juggle"
  3. "Are you sure you don't know how to juggle?"
  4. "You've been eating out a lot lately"
  5. "The office was pretty quiet and peaceful while you were gone"