INAPPROPRIATE SITUATIONS WHERE I VOMITED

  1. Eating a cucumber sandwich on a BA flight
    sometimes bland can be a real tease
  2. Meeting the Thai princess, after performing an insultingly hybrid curtsey/bow
    This ruined my chances at a career in diplomacy at the young age of 11
  3. During a Broadway performance of Stomp
    loud noises upset the stomach
  4. During my high school performance of Cats
    I think I ate two snickers ice cream bars for lunch that day