REASONS I HATE MUSICALS

  1. how does everyone in the town know the song?
  2. how does everyone in the town know the dance?
  3. did they know each other beforehand?
  4. were there auditions?
  5. do they practice on week nights?
  6. what if someone has a family emergency and can't make it to the town square?
  7. what if your feelings can't be expressed in song?