THINGS THAT DISAPPOINTED MY DAD ON OUR NICE FAMILY VACATION TO MOROCCO

  1. too many people in the market touched the freshly baked bread before they sold it to us
  2. the orange juice that our guide squeezed for us had too much pulp and was choke-inducing
  3. the souvenir options were all fragile and made packing very cumbersome
  4. the pistachios were delicious, but no one gave us a separate dish to discard the shells
  5. the driver spoke too little English to engage in a conversation about the North African legal system
  6. we had a "van" instead of an "suv"
  7. the hotel was very nice, but there were too many rose petals