Inspired by @chriscady
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    Because I'm a needy bitch desperate for your attention! And I legitimately thought these were like-worthy.
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    πŸ’­ you're new here, Eric, but this one will definitely catch on.πŸ’­ Reality: not a soul on the planet cared for this list.
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    πŸ’­ this fits so perfectly it'll cancel out the fact that no one wants to watch a video clip this long.πŸ’­ Reality: No one wants to watch a video clip this long.
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    πŸ’­I'm really capturing Jesse Pinkman's voice here. Man I am good.πŸ’­ Reality: I'm not good.
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    πŸ’­This is funny.πŸ’­ Reality: Mannn fuck y'all I still think this is funny. 😊
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    πŸ’­ everyone will think I'm so clever. This might approach my likes record.πŸ’­ Reality: 14 likes.
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    I'm not crying, you're crying.