A NON-DEFINITIVE RANKING OF SITCOM ALTER EGOS

  1. 16.
    Kel Varnsen
  2. 15.
    Julius Pepperwood
  3. 14.
    HG Pennypacker
  4. 13.
    Tugg Romney
  5. 12.
    Prison Mike
  6. 11.
    Phyllidia Featherbottom
  7. 10.
    Surely Funke
    I think we're all dying of B.S.
  8. 9.
    Date Mike
  9. 8.
    Johnny Karate
  10. 7.
    Duke Silver
  11. 6.
    Regina Phalange
  12. 5.
    Janet Snakehole
  13. 4.
    Burt Macklin
  14. 3.
    Dr. Martin Van Nostrand
  15. 2.
    Agent Michael Scarn
  16. 1.
    Art Vandelay
    He always wanted to pretend to be an architect.