1. Kel Varnsen
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  2. Julius Pepperwood
    Static
  3. HG Pennypacker
    Static
  4. Tugg Romney
    Static
  5. Prison Mike
    Static
  6. Phyllidia Featherbottom
    Static
  7. Surely Funke
    Static
    I think we're all dying of B.S.
  8. Date Mike
    Static
  9. Johnny Karate
    Static
  10. Duke Silver
    Static
  11. Regina Phalange
    Static
  12. Janet Snakehole
    Static
  13. Burt Macklin
    Static
  14. Dr. Martin Van Nostrand
    Static
  15. Agent Michael Scarn
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  16. Art Vandelay
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    He always wanted to pretend to be an architect.