An Anti-Trump "We Didn't Start the Fire" Style Sing-A-Long

Inspired by @stevecady. The rhyming scheme isn't exactly the same as the song, because I'm not as talented as Steve. Or Billy Joel, apparently.
  1. 🎤 North Korea, Iran, Islamic State, Invasion plan,
  2. Trump's elected, You're selected, For the Hunger Games.
  3. Our laws, He'll betray, Nuke codes, Bombs away,
  4. Mad Max: Fury Road, This'll be our world someday.
  5. Dirty tricks, Rigged the game, Donald Trump, No shame--
  6. Dick jokes, All boast, No integrity.
  7. Hair looks like a tumbleweed, Can't spell, Can't read.
  8. Don't believe? Read & Weep, Check out Donald's Twitter feed.
  9. Trumponomics, Hooked on Phonics,
  10. Grammar errors, His are chronic,
  11. The Apprentice, Real Estate, Marries models, Half his age.
  12. Green card wedding, Masquerade, "I do", Bridesmaid-- Bet he knocked up one or two!
  13. 🎤 We didn't start the fire. It was always burning Since the world's been turning// We didn't start the fire// No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it. 🎤
  14. Please Hil-- We need you,
  15. Save us from this human 💩,
  16. Feel the Bern, Love that Jew!-- Even. Ted. Cruz.
  17. Kasich's cause, Kind of lost,
  18. Stop D. Trump at any cost-- Rubio, Clown Show-- Carson looks a little sauced.
  19. Trump looks like he sucked a lemon,
  20. Doubt he's ever heard of Yemen--
  21. Doesn't have a clue.
  22. Racist jerk, Hate monger,
  23. Polls & Souls, He will conquer--
  24. Skin looks like a shoe.
  25. 🎤 We didn't start the fire. It was always burning Since the world's been turning// We didn't start the fire// No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it. 🎤
  26. GOP, It's divided, End of Days, You're invited-- RSVP.
  27. Exacerbating Rants & Raving, Empty Threats & Bloviating,
  28. Immigration, Provocation, Donald's swindled half the nation-- Ratings junkie.
  29. Debates devolve to mockery, Showmanship, Debauchery,
  30. Tirades, Charades, Shitty policy.
  31. Bluster, Chatter, Jibber-Jabber,
  32. Talk about, Things that matter,
  33. Progress-stopper, Flip-flopper, King Hypocrisy!
  34. Not a fuck to give in years,
  35. Feeding off of people's fears,
  36. No abortion, Stupid walls-- These are this guy's best ideas?
  37. "Wall just got, Ten feet higher",
  38. You're a douche, And a liar.
  39. Bad Investments, Airlines, Trump Steaks-- Asinine.
  40. All he wants, Is to rule,
  41. Farewell to, Trump U,
  42. Giant ego, Trump Casino, Judicial Review.
  43. His campaign, Total ruse,
  44. Climate change, Not untrue,
  45. Twitter bully, Harebrained fool-- World, Class, Tool.
  46. NRA crusader, Deporter & a Tax Evader,
  47. Draft-dodger, Grade A prick,
  48. Pope called Donald full of shit.
  49. Sanctimony, Pure baloney, Alimony, Dog & Pony,
  50. Guy's a phony, And a crony, Donald Drumpf-- True Jabroni.
  51. Refugees, Turned Away, Elect this clown, We'll all pay,
  52. Might support the KKK,
  53. Surely hates you if you're gay!
  54. VOTE TRUMP?! NO WAY!
  55. ORANGE HITLER, LEAVE TODAY! WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY?!
  56. 🎤 We didn't start the fire. It was always burning Since the world's been turning// We didn't start the fire// No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it. 🎤