Letter of Recommendation for Badger by Jesse Pinkman

Better late than never @ChrisK
  1. Ay yo.
  2. To whom it uh,
  3. may concern.
  4. Definitely hire Badger as your uh,
  5. "sales associate".
  6. You might know a lot about sales, but you don't know jack about slingin' crystal.
  7. During his time at Heisenberg and
  8. --err Pinkman and Associates--
  9. Badger consistently delivered FAT stacks.
  10. PLURAL, BITCH.
  11. MAD cheddar.
  12. Badger curated CHERRY clients like it was cake.
  13. Trusted with the bombest blue.
  14. The finest skante from here to Timbuktu.
  15. Slung mad volume by the teenth.
  16. Adept at dead drops.
  17. Represented the ABQ.
  18. Ethics and whatnot,
  19. off the charts, you know. Top notch,
  20. like,
  21. morality-wise.
  22. Totally Ghandi-esque.
  23. And he always brought the primo hunnies to the Christmas parties.
  24. Also played a kick-ass bass in our band, TwaüghtHammër.
  25. Yo side note: so when did guys start singing all high-pitched and shit?
  26. When I was coming up it was all "bitches and hoes."
  27. Now it's like,
  28. ....feelings and Justin Bieber.
  29. Anyway.
  30. So YO.
  31. Hear me now, bitches.
  32. I wish Badger nothing but success.
  33. With a capital 'S'.
  34. YEAH BADGER.
  35. YEAH EMPLOYMENT.
  36. DEAD PRESIDENTS.
  37. FAT STACKIN' BENJIS.
  38. So uh,
  39. YEAH.
  40. Hire him or whatever.
  41. Bitch.
  42. Best,
    The Cap'n.