My (Very Crowded) Mantourage
Inspired by @jhope71
- •Jerry SeinfeldAnswer all of his endless inquisitive curiosities.
- •Vince GilliganSpin me a yarn, good sir.
- •Will SmithMaybe bond over a ciga-cigar, right from Cuba-Cuba, I just bite it, it's for the look, I don't light it.
- •Patrick WarburtonEvery word out of this guys mouth is gold. Gold, Jerry, gold.
- •ObamaI want to watch sports and eat nachos with this fella.
- •Larry DavidHe probably wouldn't show up.
- •Steve CarrellThis man warms my heart.
- •Bryan CranstonSelf explanatory.
- •Aaron PaulTo call me a bitch, obviously. And then call Cranston a bitch.
- •Jamie FoxxSimply so I can call him Motherfucker Jones all the time. And he can then punch me in the brain all the time.
- •Tony RomoBecause he's a gd legend and I will not accept any opposing opinions on this. Real Cowboys fans know what's up.
- •Jerry JonesHe's filthy rich and he says the most bizarre shit. A man like that is always useful. Plus, if he's with me, he can't run the Cowboys into the ground. Can he?
- •Aziz AnsariBecause he's both happy AND go-lucky.
- •Robert DurstTo keep everyone on their toes.