πŸ“₯πŸ“§new Email!!!!!πŸ“§πŸ“₯

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    Job??????!!!!!!!
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    No it's just fucking travelocity.
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    Got excited for a split second thinking about an actual human emailing me for an actual job
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    But no
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    It's just "Arnold Schwartzenegger" or "Chris Pratt" from a charity or some shit.
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    Or goddamn Fan Duel or Banana Republic telling me about a sale
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    I CANT AFFORD YOUR CLOTHES SALE OR NO SALE, IM BROKE DAMNIT IM BROKE
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    Oh sup LinkedIn you gonna tell me about some jobs I might be interested in now. You know what I'm interested in? You shutting your Chatty Cathy mouth telling everyone I'm unemployed and shit.
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    Gossip Queen.
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    I still bought something from Banana Republic I mean it was 40% off.
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    I'm not a responsible person.