Donald J. Trump is all I can list about now guys. Maybe this'll be my #brand from now on.
  1. I can't do this! This is pathetic, isn't it? I am such an idiot. I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this?...I have egg in my Crocs.
    Michael Scott/ Donald Trump
  2. How come out of everyone in the office, I'm the only one that went with you? Is it because I'm that stupid? I mean, your own grandmother doesn't even believe in you!
    Pam Beesly/ Mike Pence
  3. I just keep getting bored. And I let things build up and build up and then I do something too big, like this. Who does this?
    Pam Beesly/ Donald Trump to himself
  4. I have doubts about this too. But when one person freaks out, sometimes it weirdly makes the other one calmer. That's one thing I've learned about relationships. I hate that I just used the word relationship.
    Pam Beesly/ Barack Obama
  5. Okay, imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files.
    Michael Scott to Ryan Howard/ Russia to Donald Trump probably
  6. I've never been a kiss up. It's just not how I operate. I mean, I've always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work. Half-heartedly.
    Jim Halpert/ Paul Ryan
  7. My strategy is to touch the ball as little as possible. Chalk it up to teamwork.
    Jim Halpert/ Trump and his entire administration
  8. You're bad at this too!
    Angela/ All of us